Friday 25 September 2009



ladder theory disclaimer



If you like/don't like the Ladder Theory, and seek further information or enlightenment then please see http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ for the original authority and wisdom, such as it is, on the subject. Be warned - it is not the most politically correct website in the world.
This webpage is an introduction and summary explanation of Ladder Theory for those who might find it useful or amusing, either as a subject for discussion, or an interesting reference example (good or awful depending on your standpoint) for learning or teaching various aspects of human relations and motivation.
If referring to this material in a teaching or training context you must ensure that you do so in a manner that will not cause offence or breach relevant discrimination laws. To some people Ladder Theory will be harmless fun and interesting. Others could regard it to be insulting or offensive, so if in doubt don't use it.
(Almost) needless to say, Ladder Theory is based on absolutely no scientifically validated research whatsoever, and in terms of its reliability and seriousness should be treated as such.
That said, Ladder Theory can with a little imagination potentially be related to the following areas of learning and development:
planning and preparation
strategy and tactics
systemic rules and structures
visualisation and self-image
learning through experience
self-worth and self-esteem
human behaviour and evolution
dating and mating
office and business relationships between the sexes
roots and factors in sexual discrimination - envy, desire, rejection, etc
the 'casting couch'
connections between fidelity and high achievement
gender equality
and many other aspects you will no doubt think of yourself.


ladder-related risks and injuries

Many ladder-related injuries are caused by not understanding how to use the ladder correctly.
Injuries can sometimes be serious and long-lasting.

Some 'minor' incidents do not preclude further attempts at scaling the giddy heights again.

The amount of grovelling that accompanies a desire to be put back on a ladder is usually commensurate with the seriousness of the 'incident' especially (again) if you are a man.

Ladders can be flimsy constructions, and can be extended or shortened without warning.
Locking mechanisms on extended ladders are rarely used and both sexes continually revise the payload on their respective ladders.
Men can find themselves at the top of a woman's ladder without being aware of taking any conscious steps - and of course vice versa.
Also remember that what goes up can come down!
Accusing the owner of a ladder of misuse - particularly if the owner is female - is no guarantee that a problem will be rectified - and you could find yourself consigned to the Abyss.


the abyss

This is common to the bottom of both sex's ladders.

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter the Abyss.

Especially if entering via a monumental fall from grace - and if you are a man!

other ladder theory points, worthy of note


According to the Ladder Theory women very rarely allow ladder-jumping (no pun intended) so men need to make clear early on they want a woman's body, as well as her mind, if men want a position on the 'Potential' ladder, otherwise you could end up on her Platonic Ladder, and never more to be seen in a sexual context.

Please note this is not a call to action. There are laws about sexual harrassment.

Ladder Theory is a superficial classification and does not try to explain the subtle unconscious foundations upon which initial assessments are made. People will continue to make judgements based on their own life-experiences and values and needs, which are liable to change depending on their current personal circumstances - and unfortunately at times how drunk they are!

Use of the Ladder Theory is not without risk or injury.